The Oscars are officially here, with some of the biggest names in Hollywood battling it out for a coveted trophy.
Denzel Washington, , Nicole Kidman, Will Smith and are just some of the names up for gongs at the ceremony on Sunday, March 27, held at the Dolby Theatre.
While all eyes will be on who gets on stage on the big night, all nominees are the lucky recipients of the infamous Everyone Wins gift bags from Distinctive Assets, and we know what we’d rather have.
Bosses have gone all out this year, packing the offerings full of products reportedly worth more than $100,000 (£76k), including actual land and multiple – yes, multiple – hotel stays.
Kristen Stewart, Benedict Cumberbatch, Dame Judi Dench and co will be the proud owners of plots of land in Scotland, if they accept the bags, of course, making them the ‘Lords and Ladies of Glencoe’ with the most fabulous neighbours.
While they are settling into their new digs, they can sight-see with a stay at Turin Castle in Scotland, before cooking up a feast with gold-infused olive oil from Ariti, and chomping on some luxury popcorn.
If all of that gets too much, nominees have also been gifted a holiday to the super-swanky Golden Door spa, and they can also undertake a spiritual coaching session from SelfLove with Nicola.
As well as this, they will be treated to a sculpting surgery procedure by Art Lipo, and land complimentary project management for their next house project, by Maison Construction.
All of this puts our last party bag to shame…
Speaking of this year’s bag, Distinctive Assets founder Lash Fary said in a statement: ‘While this gift bag does, as always, have an impressive value, that is neither our focus nor goal.
‘A great gift has nothing to do with a price tag.
‘This year’s nominee package is particularly meaningful as we pay tribute to a milestone anniversary and also celebrate the resilience of all involved after the challenges of the past two years.
‘Despite perpetual bad news globally, it’s also an important form of self preservation and self-care to carve out a little room for the fun, festive, and fabulous.’
How do we get on their guest list for next year’s ceremony?
