‘My eyebrows move now’: Glastonbury punters deliver epic one-liners overheard at festival
Posted by  badge Boss on Jun 24, 2023 - 08:53PM
Glastonbury punters have been delivering epic lines (Picture: Getty/ REX/AP)

The main action at may be going down on stage, but plenty of punters have also been from Worthy Farm.

The festival kicked off on Friday and was jam-packed with headline-grabbing events including the epic surprise set from Foo Fighters, as well as the Artic Monkeys lighting up the Pyramid Stage for their much-anticipated headline set.

While includes acts like Rick Astley, , and Guns N’ Roses, before they hit the stage festivalgoers have already received plenty of attention themselves for attention-grabbing actions.

One of the most epic came from a guy who decided to go all out andto ensure he got a good night’s rest while camping, hiking it six miles in the sun, a decision many people branded as ‘legendary’.

For those who missed out on tickets to the festival, they or breathing a sigh of relief they aren’t being charged an arm and a leg for food and drinks while watching their favourite act, but those who are there are offering a hilarious insight into how their own experiences are going.

Here is our round-up of the hilarious remarks that have been overheard so far….

More than 200,000 are expected to attend the three-day festival (Picture: Zakary Walters)

‘Sorry who hates The Smiths?! You hate The Smiths?? Who hates The Smiths! I hate Morrissey but who hates The Smiths?!’

‘I HAVE JUST SAT DOWN ON CURRY AND CHIPS’

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Overhead, stumbling back on the walkways after what was assumed a day of walking around 30,000 steps: ‘Oh my god, the pain’

A bunch of girls during Kelis’ performance: ‘BILL MURRAY!!! WHERES BILL MURRAY?!’

Overheard in the shower queue: ‘Hey my eyebrows move now. Last time I just had Botox and I couldn’t move my eyebrows but my eyebrows move now’

The clean-up crew at the showers: ‘Here we go, s*** in the shower. Had this last year too’

More to come …

Glastonbury 2023 is streaming live on BBC iPlayer.