couldn’t care less about ’s marriage to and doesn’t want to hear any more on the matter.
Brooklyn, 23, and US actress Nicola, 27, on April 9 held at her family home in Palm Beach, Florida.
Serena Williams and Eva Longoria were among the celebrities who attended the nuptials, with the also reuniting for the big day.
Details from the event have been emerging in drips and drabs, with claims that proud father of the groom  ‘shed a tear’ in honour of his son before.
And frankly, Piers is sick to his back teeth hearing about it.
‘I can’t wait to hear more about how much Johnny Depp and Amber Heard hate each other,’ he fumed on Twitter.
‘Just as I can’t wait to hear more about an ex-footballer’s son’s wedding.’
For the love of God, no one mention Brooklyn’s wedding to Piers, okay?!
The first pictures from the major celebrity event were shared on the British and American editions of Vogue’s social media account, with an article on British Vogue’s website providing details about the ceremony, dress and more.
The bride wore a custom Valentino gown, with Nicola’s stylist, Leslie Fremar, telling British Vogue the dress was ‘the ultimate couture experience’ and included a ‘something blue’ surprise from Nicola’s mother, Claudia Heffner Peltz, with a message sewn into the skirt for her daughter.
Posting a picture on Instagram of his new wife, aspiring chef Brooklyn captioned the picture, ‘My beautiful bride’, also sharing a picture of himself with footballer father David, and brothers Romeo and Cruz all suited-up, writing, ‘The boys’.
Brooklyn’s sister Harper was a flower girl and his brothers were among the line-up of his best men, with them and his father all giving speeches at the event, British Vogue reported.
Piers, who used to share his take on celebrity stories in his various newspaper columns, is set to return to television screens later this month when his new global show, Uncensored, launches.
Uncensored is described as a ‘fearless forum for lively, intelligent debate and agenda-setting interviews; celebrating free speech and the right for people to share their views’.
‘I’m delighted to now be returning to live television with a new daily show whose main purpose is to cancel the Cancel Culture which has infected societies around the world,’ he enthused.
‘I want it to be a platform for lively vigorous debate, news-making interviews, and that increasingly taboo three-letter word: fun. I also want it to annoy all the right people.’